i think this is funny : )

"Fake love is a very powerful thing. .... Coldplay, a British pop group whose success derives from their ability to write melodramatic alt-rock songs about fake love. It doesn't matter that Coldplay is absolutely the shittiest fucking band i've ever heard in my entire fucking life, or that they should like a mediocre photocopy of Travis (who sound like a mediocre photocopy of Radiohead), or that their greatest fucking artistic achievement is a video where their blandly attractive frontman walks on a beach on a cloudy fucking afternoon. None of that matters. What matters is that Coldplay manufactures fake love as frenetically as the Ford fucking Motor Company manufactures Mustangs, and that's all women hear. "For you I bleed myself dry." sang their blockhead vocalist, brilliantly informing us that the stars in the sky are, in fact, yellow. How am i supposed to compete with that shit?...." Chuck Klosterman, sex, drugs and cocoa puffs

I think this is funny and the whole book has this kind of feel....but is still like Coldplay, fake love or not....and i will say one thing, i recently bought Coldplays new album and its sounds exactly like the other two albums....it will eventually grow on me more but i was hoping for something new and innovative coming from them....

the white stripes new album on the other hand is great....a hell of a lot of fun....my favorite song on that album has to do with a doorbell though : ) what do you do...