Sunday, November 06, 2005

MASS SUICIDE

I went and saw elizabethtown today...very good movie, and not only because it has orlando bloom : ) if only love where that easy...it did make me want to take a road trip...days to go anywhere and see anything...sounds nice...

anyway, when we got to the car, leaving the movie, this flier was left:

"MASS SUICIDE"

Any time now, a worldquake and a series of prophesied catastrophes will shockingly awaken the entire global population to a horrible, God sent, unparalleled nightmare. Shortly after this event, two more disasters in the form of two large meteorites will follow causing more destruction than many hydrogen bombs. One will smash into the ocean, destroying a third of it, including the life therein. It will actually turn the water to blood and, of course, destroy all life and every ship within its realm (Rev 8:8-9)....(etc, etc it goes into talking about the other disaster.)

Doctors and nurses will still think that the worst plagues sent from God are today's incurable diseases, viruses, and bacteria occurring in epidemic proportions around the world. (i didn't realized that God sent diseases, viruses and bacteria, i'm glad this has been cleared up for me) Abortionist will be aborting their daily quota of innocent babies as usual. Drug dealers will be peddling their death. Schools, the media, publishers, and the motion picture and television industries will be both corrupting and lying to the children and the rest of the world. Judges and prosecutors will be busy in the routine mischief of corrupting justice. Young men and women, knowing nothing of truth or reality, will be planning vain careers and college educations or planning their lives in a variety of other empty and unrewarding ways. (we should not allow our population to get any smarter, or they might not believe these truths. : )

only one more little passage then i'm done for now..
These catastrophes can and will start happening any minute now.
Doctors and pharmaceutical agencies, because of the many incurable bacteria and viruses, agree with God and me. (this guy and God are homies??? i really wish i knew what God was going to do)

according to tony alamo, world pastor
tony alamo christian ministries

Things like this drive me nuts...talk about corruption...

5 comments:

Michel D said...

Wait... where does the mass suicide part come in?

jenn said...

I'll quote some more of this lovely paper : )

In view of the fact that the prophecies leading to God's wrathful judgements have all been fullfilled, people who don't believe the forthcoming prophies of those judgmental plagues from God and don't believe that the Bible is literal, are as suicidal as the people of Noah's age were who did not believe the prophet's messages of the catastrophic annihilation of everyone in the world. Noah's prophicy was fulfilled and is on record. Everyone died and went to Hell, with the exception of the prophet Noah and the seven members of his immediate family. It was MASS SUICIDE.

Buenoman said...

I got a Tony Alamo flier about 3 years ago. I have little time or tolerance for "scare tactic" ministers.

Anonymous said...

I believe in Biblical prophesy, but people like this are way out of line. Wrath and judgement are not ways to go about bringing people to an understanding about God's love.

Michel D said...

Waitasec... so if we don't heed the warnings of god, then we in turn are suicidal, which is a cardinal sin?

So, we're being punished for our own free will?

My problem with "free will" has always been if we have free will, but are punished for not acting how whatever higher power wants us to act, then the "free will" is a farce. But that's neither here nor there.